I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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