so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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