Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
