His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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