Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
