so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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