Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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