i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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