People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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