Will you blow on my dice?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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