I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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