he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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