oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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