pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i think im in europe. pls send help
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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