There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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