What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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