I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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