Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
God gave him joint rollers for hands
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
