Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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