I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
