am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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