the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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