he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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