We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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