I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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