This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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