I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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