VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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