Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this beer tastes like vomit already
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
