Nicole vs. Life
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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