I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I look better un-naked...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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