and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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