I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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