well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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