So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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