Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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