Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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