I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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