I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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