Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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