marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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