is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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