I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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