jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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