Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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