what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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