i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
false alarm. still invincible.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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