I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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