He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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