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(612): View more from Minnesota

that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates

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(513): View more from Ohio

he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.

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(207): View more from Maine

I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii

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(303): View more from Colorado

friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension

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(651): View more from Minnesota

okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.

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(469): View more from Texas

on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?

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