Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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