i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
