your thong is hanging out like whoa
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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