He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
His hands were made for my vagina.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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